Sunday, July 13, 2008

Kiasu-ism

For those of you who don't know the first thing about "kiasu" people or being "kiasu" in life, here are the A to Z's of kiasu-ism :-

A - Always must win
B - Borrow but never return
C - Cheap is good
D - Don't trust anybody
E - Everything also must grab one
F - Free! Free! Free!
G - Grab first, talk later
H - Help yourself to everything
I - I first, I want, I everything
J - Jump queue
K - Keep coming back for more
L - Look for discounts
M - Must not lose face
N - Nevermind what people think
O - Outdo everyone you know
P - Pay only when absolutely necessary
Q - Quit while you're still ahead
R - Rushing and pushing wins the race
S - Samples are always welcomed
T - Take but don't give
U - Unless it's free, forget it
V - Vow to be number one
W - Winner takes it all!
X - X'tra means more for you
Y - Yell, if necessary, to get what you want
Z - Zebras are kiasu because they want to be black and white at the same time...

~Slick~

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