1) The world is round. If it was flat, there would be people constantly falling off the edge of the earth and space would be full of lifeless bodies.
2) When people say they are fine, they're not really.
3) Cookies should be called bakies since they are baked and not cooked at all.
4) Life is a disease. Every day you've lived is another day you've died.
5) A chinese man with only one chopstick will go hungry.
6) A chinese man who runs after his car rolling down a hill will lose alot of weight. A chinese man who runs after his car up a hill is committing suicide.
7) Spit in the wind and it'll hit you back in the face.
8) The teletubbies are just plain wrong.
9) The lines on a road are as straight as the road it's painted on.
10) The sky is a reflection of the sea on dust particles in the air.
11) A bird can fly but a fly cant bird.
12) Our imagination is exactly that, just an imagination.
13) Nice guys don't finish last, they don't finish at all.
14) Eat to live to eat or live to eat to live?
15) My head still hurts cos one of Tim's flags totally bonked me there. I wonder if I have ESP...
16) No use crying over spilt milk, best thing to do is get a towel to dry it up.
17) The more advanced the technology, the lazier we get
18) No pain, no gain.
19) Have car, will travel.
20) I'm tired...sleepy time!
~Slick~
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Some things going thru' my mind right now
Posted by Slick at 12:07 AM
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2) is so true. yet everyone does it all the time! i guess you only say you're not fine when you're craving for attention!
8) also true.
11) very true.
17) very true. [i just copy/pasted that]
5) only one chopstick can do many things though. it will help you stab a chicken breast and eat it like a kebab. but i don't know about rice though. it's pretty hard to stab those things.
Rannndoommmm!!!! :D LOLZ!!!!!
Hey man, what's going on?
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